" Being in the nuclear navy is like playing Monopoly with an 8 year old. They constantly change the rules and whenever you start to near them they throw a fit."

Why do feet smell and noses run?

I'm like wtf who put boobs on my dash? Then I saw it was you and I completely understood the meaning of the universe.

Lol I do what I want!

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castielsunderpants:

i both worshiped him and was absolutely terrified of him

(Source: thorinss)

lolbustinchops:

oh-whaaaaat:

iheartimports:

jasonfnsaint:

The Sandlot Reunion - July 24th, 2013

omfg is this real?!!??!

What the fucking fuck?

This is fucking awesome.

HOLY SHIT GUYS.

Awesome sauce